Right now I'm trying to waste as much time as possible before I have to write a paper, and I mean it's not even that long of a paper but being a science student I always go through this process before I actually get the paper done:
- Denial - I won't actually have to write the paper if I put it off for long enough.
- Anger - God damnit, I hate writing!
- Bargaining - Okay, maybe I can convince my English-major roommate to write it for me.
- Depression - There are so many things I'd rather be doing than this, le sigh.
- Acceptance - Shit! Only 2 hours before it's due; time to get this done!
If you would like to procrastinate, like me, please follow the following steps:
- check all email accounts, even the ones you never use anymore. Who knows maybe your long lost twin sent you an email. [Time Waste = 20 minutes]
- check Facebook because chances are you were invited to a group about something you don't care about. Worse case scenario: do some Facebook creeping. There's no better time waster than going through photo albums of people you barely know. [Time Waste = 2ish hours]
- Youtube. I'd suggest starting on the main page videos and going from there. [Time Waste = 3+ hours]
- If you still have some free time, you probably should do the work you were avoiding in the first place.
And on that note, I'm going to try and do the work I've been avoiding by writing this blog entry.
3 comments:
first off: "If you would like to procrastinate, like me, please FOLLOW the FOLLOWING steps:"
second: "There's no better time waster than going through photo albums of people you BARELY know" < /3!
the only thing worse you could have done is tell me who won Project Runway Canada
i think you should stop procrastinating about posting on your blog.
a new blog entry would be nice, especially since i don't talk to you enough, at least my kate-enthusiasm could get it's fix through this. get to work!
Post a Comment