"Hey Baby, [insert bad pickup line]!"

Allo,

As the title implies, I've been thinking about all the bad pickup lines I've heard recently and I want to tell the male population: Try less.

What? Try less?

Yes, you read me correctly. Honestly, the pickup lines I've heard as of late are worse than the generic 'Did you fall from heaven?' style pickup lines. (I'm actually somewhat hoping for someone to say "Just call me milk, I'll do your body good." just so I can come back with "I'm lactose intolerant") At least with these type of conversation starters, hopefully, the target female will know you don't seriously think 'u' and 'i' should be together in the alphabet. If she does, ditch her because she is a tool. Although, that being said, I also wouldn't go with anything you saw off of a t-shirt in the mall. Starting a conversation with "The man, the legend" cannot possibly go well.

I know you're trying to be witty (operative word: trying) but it's not working. If you come up and tell me that you like my shoes I know you're full of shit. I'm sorry, but it's a little obvious.

My best piece of advice I can give all you gentlemen is: be yourself...and by that I mean have some sweet dance moves. Now listen, you can't be too good, it doesn't give off the effortless charm that you're going for if you 'miraculously' have a full out choreographed dance routine. Perhaps, you can develop a signature dance move that all the ladies will love. And remember, above all, dance slightly awkwardly because everyone knows that chicks dig slightly awkward guys.